Kids constantly puzzle us with their ideas. Sometimes they are so ridiculous that parents begin to wonder whether this is really our planet their children come from.
#1 The moment you are trying to explain that coins can’t be swallowed

#2 The infernal refrigerator door
#3 ‘My wife playing hide and seek with our daughter. The kid is really good at it’

#4 ‘This is how my younger brother watches YouTube.’

#5 ‘That’s me 18 years ago and the fantastic idea I had just come up with.’

#6 ‘I just don’t want to remember how long it took me to explain it to my son that it was a micro-hive for micro-bees.’

#7 The kiddo way of using paper clips

#8 ‘Our son smelling my wife’s raspberry breath. Is he in love or quite the contrary?

#9 My daughter is too scared to have the afternoon nap today. Why? ‘There is an elephant in the wardrobe!’

#10 My daughter might have joined the Saruman forces…

#11 “Mum, I have just made some more money!’

#12 The black dots discouraged my son from eating. Trying to explain it was just the fork was useless

#13 Sitting properly is a skill only few can master…
#14 There was no way to convince her that it wasn’t apple juice but oil…

#15 ‘I can see the moon!’

#16 ‘My daughter doesn’t want to talk to anybody because the person she phoned wouldn’t respond.’

#17 ‘Yesterday we found my wife’s phone.’ ‘We were not quite sure which child put it there until my wife open the photo gallery.’

#18 ‘Only playing on wet sand…’

#19 ‘I told my kids to carefully put the winter clothes away.’
