15 Creative Excuses Given for Being Late at Work

#1 'My Cat Wouldn’t Let Me Go'

#2 'There Was a Paid Assassin Waiting for Me Outside My House'

#3 'I Didn’t Dare Interfere With a Loving Embrace'

#4 'My Dog Dissected My Documents'

#5 'I Had to Deal With an Earthquake, Even Though There Was No Earthquake'

#6 'My Son Cleverly Hid His Car Keys'

#7 'I Was Afraid to Go Outside'

#8 'My Neighbor Sabotaged Me'

#9 'For Some Strange Reason My Car Wouldn’t Start'

#10 'My Car Was Attacked by a Gang'

#11 'I Watched Too Much Hitchcock the Previous Evening'

#12 'I Had to Loo for My Missing Child'

#13 'I Had an Uninvited Guest in the Car'

#14 No Words Needed Here

#15 'A Flock of Sheep Blocked My Way'