After seeing these cakes, probably not a single tear has been shed. Not a single tear.

#1 “I Asked My Husband To Order A Cake. I Did Not Interfere, I Did Not Check. I Regret It.”

#2 There Was To Be A Beautiful Scene From A Spy Movie. It Came Out As You Can See

#3 It Was Supposed To Be A Peacock, Not a Blue Chicken

#4 This Definitely Doesn’t Look Like A Sand Castle

#5 Wedding Figures Are Important

#6 Small Party, I’ll Make A Cake At Home

#7 Clearly, A Visit To The Orthodontist Would Be Useful

#8 The Real Story Of A Wedding Night

#9 Maybe These Locks Are Not The Best Idea?

#10 Crazy Idea, Even Crazier Execution

#11 Bare Cake Never Goes Out Of Fashion

#12 Yellow Mole Mound Or An Anthill?

#13 There’s Almost No Difference

#14 It Was Supposed To Be An Elegant Sushi Cake

#15 Oh There, Only A Few Flowers Were Missing

#16 The Idea For This Cake Just Astoned Us

#17 Edible, Sugar Clams, Because “You Said You Like Seafood”

Which of these horrors would you put up with?