Nobody likes nasty birthday cakes and nasty gifts, but there’s a much worse category: nasty cakes and nasty gifts. And on top of that, they’re hard to forget.

Here are the gifts and cakes that “hurt” all year long, or longer.

#1 When the Right Candles Are Missing and You’re Making a Calculated

#2 “Here Lies Jake’s Buried Youth”

#3 Dali Fire

#4 For a One Year Old Baby. Will He Suck on It With Pleasure?

#5 “A Card I Got From My Little Sister (All Our Cats’ Anuses)”

#6 “Guess What Number I Need…”

#7 It’s Rumored Amazon Mixed up the Packages and Wasn’t Supposed to Get 10 Pounds of Cat Litter at All

#8 When Someone Eats a Piece of Birthday Cake the Night Before a Birthday

#9 Advertising vs. Reality

#10 It Was Supposed to Be Balloons. It’s a Cake for an 80-Year-Old

#11 Well…

#12 Trauma for the Rest of Life

#13 Just Why Aren’t the Kids Happy….

#14 “What I Ordered and What I Got”

#15 When You Were Supposed to Do a Birthday Party for Friends, but Instead Ended Up in Isolation

#16 Well, Now It’s a Quick Trip to the Store

#17 I Don’t Think She Likes It…

Have you ever gotten something really disappointing for your birthday?